Wisdom

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Wisdom #747: A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.

Wisdom #371: Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Wisdom #1500: The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.

Wisdom #1530: There is a skeleton in every old house.

Wisdom #1681: You live and learn. Or you don't live long.

Wisdom #552: The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Wisdom #1346: Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...

Wisdom #1128: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.