Wisdom

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Wisdom #516: If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch you.

Wisdom #1367: PERSEPHONE (Per-SEH-fun-ee) n: Greek goddess of bills

Wisdom #1135: I'm just a revved up youth on a thrill-kill rampage.

Wisdom #1619: Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.

Wisdom #1663: Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.

Wisdom #864: Chill out... everything's under control...

Wisdom #1584: Um. No. It's not mayonnaise.

Wisdom #111: Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.