Wisdom

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Wisdom #1683: You may be redneck if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.

Wisdom #959: Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.

Wisdom #1180: If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

Wisdom #863: Chaste makes waste.

Wisdom #212: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Wisdom #1184: If your face were a tree, it would be different.

Wisdom #1350: Oh, squirt.

Wisdom #1339: Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?