Wisdom

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Wisdom #1157: If I was a woman I'd stay at home all day and play with my breasts.

Wisdom #433: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. . .

Wisdom #548: First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Wisdom #97: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Wisdom #701: Many manhole covers are round because the holes are.

Wisdom #1051: Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man

Wisdom #399: Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Wisdom #528: As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.