Wisdom

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Wisdom #1500: The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.

Wisdom #1337: Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.

Wisdom #970: Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

Wisdom #518: Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

Wisdom #534: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. - TV listing for the Wizard of Oz in the Marin Paper

Wisdom #1658: Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.

Wisdom #261: I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Wisdom #1617: We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.