Wisdom

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Wisdom #518: Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

Wisdom #142: Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

Wisdom #817: As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.

Wisdom #954: Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.

Wisdom #650: When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?

Wisdom #1107: I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?

Wisdom #191: Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Wisdom #1334: Nothing quite like the feel of something new...