Wisdom

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Wisdom #1277: Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.

Wisdom #206: How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.

Wisdom #987: For further information, consult your pineal gland.

Wisdom #1231: Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.

Wisdom #1145: I'm sorry, did I assassinate your penguin?

Wisdom #907: Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?

Wisdom #552: The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Wisdom #199: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.