Wisdom

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Wisdom #143: Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

Wisdom #114: Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Wisdom #1243: Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

Wisdom #1487: The following statement is not true:

Wisdom #1637: When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.

Wisdom #732: "How many tentacles has Great Cthulhu got?" "Too many."

Wisdom #1526: There ain't no justice

Wisdom #1520: The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.