Wisdom

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Wisdom #365: A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

Wisdom #1003: Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!

Wisdom #423: Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Wisdom #1621: Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!

Wisdom #1620: Welcome to Borger King. Your way will be assimilated.

Wisdom #705: Guinea pigs actually *do* have small stumpy vestigial tails. Take a look!

Wisdom #941: During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.

Wisdom #1490: The honest way to money is through aardvark.