Wisdom

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Wisdom #888: Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.

Wisdom #512: If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

Wisdom #1187: Impressive; but how big's your dick?

Wisdom #870: Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.

Wisdom #1211: It's all in the mind, ya know.

Wisdom #1667: You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.

Wisdom #298: If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Wisdom #1441: Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.