Wisdom

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Wisdom #1478: The best teddy bears are the live kind.

Wisdom #1556: Tiger Tim the Tightrope Walker, tried to steal the drag queen's daughter.

Wisdom #522: I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

Wisdom #659: I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through..

Wisdom #596: Technology for the Country Folk ... SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs

Wisdom #1507: The president's weird. He's got a burgundy beard. It's a ripoff.

Wisdom #591: Technology for the Country Folk ... MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag

Wisdom #25: I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.