Wisdom

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Wisdom #1005: Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

Wisdom #897: Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.

Wisdom #1332: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Wisdom #376: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Wisdom #285: Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Wisdom #904: Did you know that if you were a kangaroo, you couldn't be a mailman?

Wisdom #549: 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Wisdom #196: Two wrongs are only the beginning.