Wisdom

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Wisdom #365: A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

Wisdom #442: You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Wisdom #1678: You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.

Wisdom #1195: It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Wisdom #1189: In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

Wisdom #621: A Cowboy's guide to Life: When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Wisdom #509: As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Wisdom #1058: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.