Wisdom

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Wisdom #397: Montana -- At least our cows are sane!

Wisdom #929: Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me -- I have found you can find happiness in slavery...

Wisdom #1150: I've seen the future and I leave it all behind

Wisdom #42: Oops! I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Wisdom #297: All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

Wisdom #915: Do not underestimate the power of the Force.

Wisdom #624: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

Wisdom #658: I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.