Wisdom

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Wisdom #939: Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.

Wisdom #562: The World's Shortest Books #17. America's Most Popular Lawyers

Wisdom #1238: LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.

Wisdom #920: Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.

Wisdom #510: Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave,tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

Wisdom #967: Fait accompli...

Wisdom #1307: Never attempt to distract a masturbating gorilla.

Wisdom #741: :-X My lips are sealed, @FN@.