Wisdom

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Wisdom #386: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Wisdom #1517: The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Wisdom #822: Atoms of the World, UNITE (whoops, too late)

Wisdom #1079: I dance around and sing a song and know that I can do no wrong.

Wisdom #280: Lacking a collar-bone, the deer mouse can flatten it's body so much it can sqeeze into an opening one quarter of an inch high.

Wisdom #620: A Cowboy's guide to Life: When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

Wisdom #401: When you do a good deed, get a receipt-in case heaven is like the IRS

Wisdom #390: Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.