Wisdom

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Wisdom #335: Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.

Wisdom #1266: Make it so!

Wisdom #1081: I didn't yield to temptation. I came to a complete stop.

Wisdom #503: When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.

Wisdom #418: Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

Wisdom #1058: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.

Wisdom #1454: Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Wisdom #186: Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?