Wisdom

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Wisdom #389: The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Wisdom #13: I hate it when that happens.

Wisdom #688: Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Wisdom #371: Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Wisdom #1429: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Wisdom #177: Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Wisdom #516: If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch you.

Wisdom #1660: Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.