Wisdom

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Wisdom #790: All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.

Wisdom #520: Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.

Wisdom #1005: Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

Wisdom #950: Eureka!

Wisdom #280: Lacking a collar-bone, the deer mouse can flatten it's body so much it can sqeeze into an opening one quarter of an inch high.

Wisdom #727: "Are we clear?" -- Teacher "No, we're opaque." -- Yakko Warner

Wisdom #749: A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.

Wisdom #844: Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.