Wisdom

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Wisdom #999: Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear.

Wisdom #1261: Love is a many-splintered thing

Wisdom #20: Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

Wisdom #795: Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

Wisdom #279: Don't steal, the Government doesn't like competition.

Wisdom #1344: Oh for the wings of any bird, other than a battery hen...

Wisdom #1012: Green potatoes and green potato chips are to be distinguished from brown potato chips, which are another matter entirely.

Wisdom #1095: I know the road, I know where it goes; that's why I'm going so slow...