Wisdom

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Wisdom #800: And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."

Wisdom #424: We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Wisdom #1099: I like you, Sali. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Wisdom #782: All Hail Discordia.

Wisdom #507: If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.

Wisdom #1594: WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.

Wisdom #1028: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Wisdom #1017: Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.